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Donald Trump's Birth Certificate

Donald Trump, allegedly the son of Fred Christ Trump, who left him most of a $400 million dollar estate and a real estate business is running now, allegedly, for President of the United States, after having become, allegedly, pro-life, and he is demanding to see the birth certificate of President Obama, because he allegedly does not believe the one posted on line is real. Trump was born in the United States, allegedly, although I have never seen his birth certificate, and is therefore eligible to run for president although his birth may have been complicated by his having a silver spoon in his mouth at the time. I have, therefore, grave doubts that he was indeed born in the United States, since such complicated birth procedures are normally done in places with long traditions of aristocracy.   I therefore demand, that Donald Trump produce an authenticated copy of his birth certificate that proves that he is "one of us".  Furthermore, I think we should launch an investigation into the possibility that some of his banker friends, who have been known to bail him out in real estate, may have paid bribes to produce a forged birth certificate. After all, I never knew personally anyone who was born with expensive dining ware hanging from the corner of his mouth, so how could he be one of us? 

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  1. Remember when the GOP stood for balanced budgets, individual freedom and isolationism.
    The Republican Party has run up these deficits, we want the federal government to be in our bedrooms and between our women and their doctors, we started two wars instead of ending them like the Korean War and were supposed to stop the Vietnam War the Democrats started. We have lost our way!

    So why waste our time with these fools who use their racist rhetoric, like this Marilyn Davenport and Donald Trump with his birther unproven myth, why do we allow our Fox news people to keep talking down our country. Don’t they know we can win the next election with optimism and hope instead of the current rhetoric, that the sky is falling, if we are not careful we will end up like chicken little where no one will listen to us.

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